The NFL gives penalties for collar boning a player. I don't really know what that means, but I know I'm fascinated by collar bones.
Sure, it sounds strange, but, for me, seeing my collar bone is a goal - and a point of pride. It always has been. Look at the girls in the magazines. All of them have prominent collar bones.
And now, Ladies, look at me! I have collar bones too!!!
Last night I went suit shopping with Miss Abigail and found a great power suit - IN THE JUNIOR'S SECTION! Honestly, I haven't been able to shop in that section since I was in junior high!!! Admittedly, I am a 15 in those sizes, but who care? I'm not wearing plus sizes anymore - I CAN FIT IN JUNIOR'S CLOTHES!
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